The Song that Made Our World Stop
This is GimmeGravyTrain back at you and bringing a big pile of goodies. I know the last time we were on, we told you about all the good things that are happening with us, but we didn’t get very much into the nitty-gritty of it.
First, we’d like to thank the management for replacing all of the equipment we damaged. I still don’t know how my foot got caught in that snare drum. Anyway, he is always a good sport and has done plenty of good things for us in the past few weeks.
With that out of the way let us bring you into the fold of our upcoming journey through the USA. Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves though, because first we must appease our core fans, right here in SAN DIEGO! For those of you who enjoy a nice night out by the bay you are in luck because that is where it all begins. Wine and dine yourselves and then head on over to Humphreys to blow the sea bass right back out of you.
After that we’ll be doing a couple of performances up in San Francisco at the Fillmore for anyone who’s interested. From there we leave the great state that we love so much and head to Salt Lake City for a few days and after that Denver, Colorado. I’ve been there once… it was cold. Wait a minute… all of this is happening in January and February! I HATE THE COLD!!! We might have to do some quick rescheduling or I’ll just have to do this for the good of the band.
Anyway, from there we’ll be hitting St. Louis, Little Rock, Atlanta, Nashville… that one should be interesting might have to work on my country drawl, Columbus and then finally, FINALLY we will be hitting Broadway (j/k). Actually we’ll be playing at Studio B in Brooklyn.
Aha… but did you notice something funny here?
That’s right! Before we might have mentioned that we had 8 stops on the tour, but now we are up to a grand total of 10, my lucky number. For this, we must bow down to you, our fans, because none of this would have been possible if you had not made our new single one of the top-selling downloads on the internet. All of this is really blowing our minds, being real live rock stars was never what we had in mind when we got together in my dad’s garage and almost immediately had the entire street hating us.
As a present, we have managed to grab up as many tickets for the tour’s debut performance at Humphrey’s and will be giving them away to anyone who can remember my dog’s name. The race is on so be the first to post.
Now for our final piece of business. We’ve been putting some “props” together and I think we’ve got most of the kinks worked out. Once you have your tickets, be prepared because we will be calling on a few of you to join us on stage… so be ready for a tour you will never forget. That’s all for now. Be seeing you soon…